biscuit of drunkards

September 28, 2007 | Filed Under ordinary 

i can’t eat another grilled cheese on rye sandwich. please, no. it’s not that they sound good at all when i’m making them, it’s that if i have to do anything that takes longer than three minutes to make then everyone in the house will just have to forget about it. i buy food and look at it, think about making it, and then when it’s time to cut the onion, to defrost, to do anything more than throw it in the direction of the flaming burner on the stove, i sigh, walk away, eat apples, string cheese, and the now utterly odious grilled cheese on rye. ernie tries to help, but hot dogs and chinese take-out are what he makes best, and even describing the steps necessary to make black beans. from a can. is more than i can muster.

henry exclaims that the chicken part nuggets and fries he is eating for the second time this week is “the greatest food i’ve ever eaten!” they sit in booths in fast food restaurants pointing out that the man just over on the other side of the very short wall is “soooooo FAT!” as the man chomps down into a formidable triple stacked hamburger. we rush away without frostys because i am out of apologetic smiles since i’ve been offering them to my family as we sit down to each and every meal of grilled cheese, cheese toast, mac & cheese, cheese on crackers, cheese and rice.

thank you, quaker oats, for life cereal that can be eaten three times a day. thank you, God, for bananas, apples, the smell of pineapple that makes me at least buy one for ernie to cut. thank you, great wall, for general tso and sticky rice. thank you, october, and the promised birth of this baby, for being just a few days away.

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  1. Jeannette on September 28th, 2007 5:34 pm

    awww, mollie.

    After my last pregnancy my husband refuses to eat mac’n'cheese ever again. He’d just go smoke a cigarette instead if I suggested it. And he’s not a picky eater either.

  2. litabug on September 29th, 2007 10:49 am

    (sigh) Right there with you. I still have three months to go, and when the temperature is over 75 I get queasy at the sight of a gas flame on the stove. If I actually make something it is from a limited list of prepackaged, pasta-and-cheese-heavy items. Every night I think of begging for mayonnaise-soaked beefiness and a glistening Coke from the McDonalds that’s too temptingly close to our apartment… don’t know how much longer I can hold out…

  3. meggan on September 29th, 2007 5:19 pm

    it’s a lovely feeling to know that i am not the only one who resorts to fast food when in the last [early, middle] days, weeks of pregnancy. now my excuse is my business in the car going to and from school.

    can’t wait to see you little one.

  4. Stacie on September 30th, 2007 11:55 pm

    Dowen has the same shirt that Jude is wearing :) I’m sorry you are feeling so crummy! You are so close. . . we can’t wait to see baby

  5. Andrew Bolden on October 1st, 2007 11:47 am

    If I lived any closer, I’d come cook for you, Mollie…. :-)

  6. thatmom on October 1st, 2007 12:52 pm

    Have no fear, Grandmama will soon be there and with the promised visit, the promise of meals you will not have to cook.

  7. mollie on October 2nd, 2007 7:56 pm

    thanks for the commiserations and the offers of food to be cooked for me! andrew, no marshall muffins. ;)

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